I went to the dollar store and picked out a few things. Best 10 dollars I've ever spent.
I wiped all the surfaces with rubbing alcohol then applied a thin layer of the super glue. After placing on the bottom/base, I weighed it down with books and left it alone for a few hours.
I mean, it's not the best, I know. But with what I had I think I did pretty well. At least I'll have something cute and presentable to serve my cakes on.